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Arrr! Disney's captain, Bob Iger, be claimin' that their movies be havin' too much blabberin' and not enough swashbucklin'!

2023-11-30

Avast ye hearties! Disney's cap'n, Bob Iger, be fed up with his scallywag partners and crew puttin' too much focus on messages instead o' proper storytelling. He be sayin' at the DealBook Summit that we be needin' to entertain, not preach! Aye, he be settin' his sights on makin' better films in the year 2024 and beyond, and be cuttin' back on the number of flicks Disney be churnin' out.

In a merry tale fit for the high seas, Captain Bob Iger, the fearsome ruler of Disney, declared in his hoarse voice that he would no longer stand for his crew and creative team putting messages above storytelling. Ahoy, mateys, it seems the creators have lost their way, forgetting that our first duty is to entertain, not to send messages!
Captain Iger, a wise and cunning leader, has been working diligently to enhance the quality of Disney films in the years to come. He plans to reduce the number of movies released by Disney in 2024 and beyond, ensuring that only the finest tales reach the shores of the cinema. It seems he has set his sights on a treasure trove of cinematic excellence.
With his shipmates and fellow buccaneers by his side, Captain Iger hopes to steer the Disney ship in the right direction, away from the treacherous waters of messaging and towards the glorious land of storytelling. No longer shall they be burdened by the weight of messages, for their sole purpose is to entertain the masses and bring joy to all who set foot in their cinematic world.
But fear not, for Captain Iger's decree does not mean an end to messages altogether. It simply means that messages should take a backseat to the primary objective of storytelling. Arr, me hearties, there's still room for messages, but they must be cleverly woven into the tapestry of the tale, enhancing the experience rather than overshadowing it.
So raise the Jolly Roger, my fellow pirates, and join Captain Iger on this grand adventure! Let us set sail towards a future filled with captivating stories and unforgettable characters, where messages walk the plank and storytelling reigns supreme. Yo ho ho, it's a pirate's life for us!

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