Arrr! The good ole Texas AG be suin' Pfizer, claimin' they be makin' deceitful claims 'bout their Covid-19 potion!
2023-11-30
Avast, me hearties! Texas attorney general Ken Paxton be makin' a grand announcement on Thursday, swearin' to sue Pfizer for breakin' the law like a scurvy dog. He claims they be fibbin' 'bout the power of their Covid-19 potion, violatin' the Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act! This scallywag Pfizer be claimin' their vaccine be 95 percent effective. Arrr, we shall see!
In a bold and audacious move, Texas attorney general Ken Paxton has set sail on a legal battle against the notorious pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. Paxton's office has accused the company of violating state law by allegedly spinning a web of lies about the effectiveness of its Covid-19 vaccine. It seems that the pirates of Pfizer have sailed too close to the wind this time.The Texas Deceptive Trade Practices Act is the weapon of choice for Paxton's crew, as they claim that Pfizer's actions were nothing short of false, deceptive, and downright misleading. The audacity of these scallywags to make unsupported claims about their vaccine has not gone unnoticed, and Paxton is ready to make them walk the plank.
One of Pfizer's boldest claims was that their vaccine boasted a staggering 95 percent effectiveness. That's a claim even Blackbeard himself would find hard to believe. Paxton's crew, however, appears to have smelled something fishy and is determined to expose this alleged deceit.
It remains to be seen how this swashbuckling legal battle will unfold, but one thing is for certain: Paxton and his crew are not afraid to stand up to the big guns of the pharmaceutical industry. They have hoisted their Jolly Roger and will not rest until justice is served.
So, buckle up me hearties, for this legal skirmish promises to be a tale worth telling. Will Pfizer be forced to walk the plank and face the consequences of their alleged deception? Only time will tell. But until then, let us raise our tankards and toast to the brave souls who dare to challenge the powers that be. Yo ho, yo ho, it's a pirate's life for Paxton!