Avast ye! 3 scurvy dogs sent to Davy Jones' locker, 6 landlubbers left wounded in Jerusalem. The ceasefire in Gaza be extended, mark me words, another day!
2023-11-30
In the wee hours at Jerusalem, two scoundrels of Palestine did unleash their fury upon a bustling bus stop! Three noble souls of Israel met their untimely demise, while six others were left wounded in this ghastly act of terror at the city's entrance. 'Tis the first grand assault since the savage massacre by Hamas on the seventh of October. Verily, the constables doth claim that two gallant soldiers and a valiant civilian did strike down these miscreants, whom the Israeli authorities doth proclaim as members of the dreaded Hamas. One noble minister doth declare that our fair nation is now embroiled in a war on every front, and he doth vow to pursue these villains and obliterate their treacherous kind!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of treachery and terror that unfolded in the land of Jerusalem! 'Twas a fine early morning when two scallywag Palestinian terrorists decided to unleash their fury upon innocent souls at a bus stop, leaving three poor souls dead and six injured. Aye, 'twas a terror attack at the very entrance to the city, a blow that struck fear into the hearts of all who witnessed it.Now, mind you, this be the first major attack in Israel since the infamous October 7th massacre carried out by those rascally Hamas scoundrels. The police, bless their souls, reported that two brave off-duty soldiers and a civilian armed to the teeth managed to send those gunmen straight to Davy Jones' locker. And wouldn't ye believe it, those Israeli authorities quickly identified the attackers as members of the notorious Hamas crew!
But the tale does not end there, me mates! Oh no, for one cabinet minister stood tall and declared that Israel be at war on all fronts! Aye, ye heard right, me hearties, they be ready to pursue and destroy those dastardly terrorists wherever they may be. A courageous vow to bring justice to those who dare to disturb the peace of this fair land!
So, me hearties, let this be a warning to all those who seek to sow terror and fear in the hearts of innocent folk. The land of Jerusalem shall not be shaken by the likes of ye! For there be heroes standing guard, ready to protect and defend, and a nation determined to bring an end to the tyranny of these black-hearted villains. And as for those scallywag terrorists, they best be hiding in the depths of the sea, where they belong!