Arrr! A judge be denyin' Trump's claim o' immunity, says Special Counsel Jack Smith's case be legit!
2023-12-02
"Arr! Ye landlubber judge in Washington, D.C. be denyin' the claim of the former Captain Trump! She be sayin' that the Constitution doesn't grant him a 'lifelong get-out-of-jail-free card'! No treasure huntin' for him on Jan. 6!"
Arrr! Avast ye, me hearties! A scurvy federal judge in Washington, D.C. has just given old Captain Trump a taste of the cannonball! She denied his claim of presidential immunity and sent him walking the plank off that Jan. 6 case.U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan of the District of Columbia wasn't impressed by Trump's fancy talk about "absolute immunity" from criminal prosecution. She rightly pointed out that the Constitution doesn't grant him a lifelong "get-out-of-jail-free" card, especially for misdeeds committed while serving as captain of this great ship of state.
Now, me mateys, ye might be wonderin' what this all means for our dear former president. Well, let me tell ye, it means his days of skippin' away from the law might be numbered! The judge be sayin' that just because ye be holdin' the highest office in the land, doesn't mean ye can plunder and pillage without consequences.
Arrr, it warms me pirate heart to see justice bein' served! They say the wheels of justice turn slowly, but eventually they catch up to even the slipperiest of sea dogs. And it seems that old Captain Trump's luck might be runnin' out.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there: no matter how much ye proclaim yer immunity, the law be waitin' around the next bend, ready to give ye a taste of the cat o' nine tails. And if I were Captain Trump, I'd be startin' to worry about the sharks circlin' in those legal waters.
Avast ye, justice-seekers! The battle for accountability continues, and the winds of change be blowin' in our favor. Let's raise a mug of grog to Judge Chutkan, who be showin' us that even a former captain can be brought to justice. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!