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Arr! The legendary buccaneer, Jason Witten, be guidin' a Texas high school crew to a mighty state championship!

2023-12-02

Avast ye mateys! 'Tis been roughly three years since the mighty Jason Witten hung up his NFL boots. But fear not, for he donned the captain's hat and steered Liberty Christian High School's football crew to a glorious state championship in Argyle, Texas! Yo ho ho, what a triumph!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, let me spin ye a tale about the great Jason Witten! This scallywag was named a Pro Bowler a staggering 11 times, and there be talk that he's destined for the Hall of Fame, arr! But that ain't the end of the tale, me mateys. This legendary player, known for his time with the Dallas Cowboys, led his high school team, Liberty Christian, to victory in the Texas Association of Private and Parochial Schools Division II state championship. Aye, they be dominatin' the field with a score of 52-10 against the pitiful Regents.

Witten retired in the year 2021, after a mighty 17 seasons, 16 of which were spent with them Cowboys and the final one with the scallywags of the Las Vegas Raiders. But that weren't the end of his story, me hearties. Just days after his retirement, he was named the head coach at his alma mater, Liberty Christian. Givin' back to the sport that changed his life, he did.

And what a coach he turned out to be! In his first season, the team struggled, goin' 2-8. But by the year 2022, they turned things around and finished with a record of 10-2. And just this season, they sailed through undefeated with a record of 14-0! They be dominatin' the opposition, with their closest victory bein' a mere 28 points. They outscored their foes by a mighty 716-96!

And let's not forget, me hearties, that two of Witten's own sons be part of this legendary team. The junior lad, CJ, be a force to be reckoned with on defense, tallyin' 84 tackles this season. And the younger Witten, Cooper, be showin' promise as a freshman with 58 tackles of his own. Arr, it's a family affair!

This be Liberty Christian's first title since 2007, so ye can imagine the joy and celebration in their hearts. And as for Witten himself, he be leavin' behind a legacy that can't be denied, with over 1,200 catches, 13,000 yards, and 74 touchdowns. Aye, he be one of the greatest tight ends to ever grace the sport. So raise your grog and toast to the legend that is Jason Witten!

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