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Arrr! DeSantis' super PAC be sendin' their interim CEO to Davy Jones' locker after a fortnight! Aye, more shenanigans with top officials!

2023-12-03

Avast ye mateys! Never Back Down, the finest super Political Action Committee that be supportin' Florida Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis' grand campaign fer the presidency, has given the boot to its interim chief executive officer, Kristen Davison! A mere fortnight she lasted afore walkin' the plank! The news be followin' the resignation of former Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt, who be stepin' down as Never Back Down's board chairman. Ahoy!

In a surprising turn of events, the top super Political Action Committee (PAC) supporting Florida Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign, called Never Back Down, has decided to part ways with their interim chief executive officer (CEO), Kristen Davison, after a mere two weeks on the job. Talk about a short-lived tenure!
Fox News Digital reached out to the super PAC for confirmation, and they indeed confirmed that Davison has been ousted from her position. It's worth noting that Davison had only recently taken over from Chris Jankowski, adding an extra layer of intrigue to the whole situation.
This sudden change comes hot on the heels of former Nevada Attorney General Adam Laxalt's resignation as the chairman of Never Back Down's board. It seems like there's some serious shakeup happening within the organization.
One can't help but wonder what might have led to these abrupt departures. Did Davison's pirate accent become too distracting during board meetings? Did Laxalt finally decide to pursue his childhood dream of becoming a professional juggler? The possibilities are endless, and it's safe to say that we'll probably never know the true reasons behind these developments.
Politics can be a treacherous sea, and it seems like Never Back Down is experiencing some stormy weather. As the PAC continues to sail towards supporting DeSantis' presidential campaign, it remains to be seen who will take the helm next. Will they find a CEO who can weather the tempestuous seas, or will they be forced to walk the plank once again? Only time will tell.

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