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Arr, the swashbucklin' Elden Ring dev be baffled by the success, but fears not, mateys, sales won't alter their game makin' ways!

2023-12-07

Arrr, FromSoftware be naught takin' a moment t'ponder upon Elden Ring's grand triumph. They be sailin' ahead, full speed, like a swashbucklin' ship with nary a care for the treasure they've unearthed!

Arr, the swashbucklin' Elden Ring dev be baffled by the success, but fears not, mateys, sales won't alter their game makin' ways!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have some news about our beloved game, Elden Ring! It seems that those scurvy dogs at FromSoftware be too busy countin' their gold to give a second thought to the massive success of our treasure, arr!
Now, ye might be wonderin', what be this Elden Ring that has captured the hearts of landlubbers and seadogs alike? Well, let me tell ye, mateys! 'Tis a game crafted by the fine folks at FromSoftware, famous for their nail-biting adventures like Dark Souls and Bloodborne. Elden Ring be a collaboration with the legendary George R.R. Martin, the man behind the epic tales of Westeros in Game of Thrones, arr!
But it seems that FromSoftware be so busy swimmin' in doubloons that they haven't even had time to analyze the success of their own creation. They be sailin' through uncharted waters, not knowin' what made Elden Ring so special, arr! Perhaps they be thinkin', "Why waste time countin' gold when we can be makin' more?"
Now, I can understand the temptation, me hearties. After all, Elden Ring be breakin' records faster than a cannonball through a ship's hull. It be sellin' more copies than there be fish in the sea! But a smart captain knows to take a step back and figure out what be makin' their treasure so valuable.
So, me fellow pirates, let's hope that FromSoftware be takin' a break from their pillagin' and plunderin' to examine the secrets of Elden Ring's success. 'Tis a game that has captured the imaginations of many, with its challengin' gameplay and rich lore. Only by understandin' what be makin' it tick can they continue to create more legendary adventures for us to enjoy, arr!

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