Arr matey! 'Tis a right fine jest! Chris Christie did shine at the GOP debate, savin' fair Nikki Haley, methinks!
2023-12-07
Avast me mateys! Blimey, ye should've seen the likes of Chris Christie at Wednesday's debate! A true swashbuckler, he did not hold back a single bit. While them other scallywags merely criticized Donald Trump, Christie, true to his nature, be the only one to boldly and fiercely challenge the front-runner. He accused his foes of being too cowardly to stand up to the former captain. "I be in this race because..."
"Arr, me hearties! Let's be talkin' 'bout the grand spectacle that unfolded on Wednesday night, aye. 'Twas a debate fit for a pirate's eye, and ol' Chris Christie, he be makin' the most o' it, mark me words!While them other scallywags be tryin' their hand at critiquin' the likes o' Donald Trump, it be Christie, once again, who be standin' tall and takin' a swing at the frontrunner, callin' out his fellow mateys for bein' too cowardly to challenge the former king.
"I be in this race 'cause the..."
Ah, but let me translate this here conversation for ye landlubbers. The debate that took place on Wednesday night might just be the last one our matey Chris Christie qualifies for, if there even be another one, savvy? Yet, he made the most of his time on stage, I tell ye!
While the other scurvy dogs briefly criticized that Trump fella, it be Christie, once again, who boldly and consistently went after the leader of the pack, accusing his opponents of bein' too scared to challenge the former captain.
"I be in this race 'cause the..."
Arr, let me break it down for ye landlubbers! The debate that unfolded on Wednesday night could very well be the last one our matey Chris Christie qualifies for, if they even have another one, savvy? But he sure made the most of his time on the stage, I tell ye!
While the other scurvy dogs had a wee taste of criticizin' that Trump fella, it be Christie, once again, who bravely and consistently went after the leader of the pack, callin' out his fellow scallywags for bein' too timid to challenge the former captain.
"I be in this race 'cause the..."