Avast ye scallywags! Elon Musk be rampin' up his battle 'gainst Disney like a proper buccaneer!
2023-12-08
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Elon Musk be layin' siege upon Disney and its scurvy dog CEO Bob Iger! He be demandin' to know why they don't suspend their ads on Meta, after scandalous tales o' child-sea roamin' on their sites! This be causin' Musk's fury, after Disney abandoned the good ship X, formerly known as Twitter. Musk, havin' bought the vessel for a mighty sum, be keen on rebrandin' it and slashin' its crew. Newsweek be seekin' the words o' Musk and Disney, arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale to spin about the great Elon Musk and his war against the mighty Disney and its CEO, Bob Iger. Yarrr, the battle has reached new heights as Musk be demandin' why Disney don't suspend its ads on Meta, the land where pirates roam, after allegations were made that its sites be harboring child-sex traffickin' content.Now ye see, this tale o' fury began when Disney be pullin' its advertisin' from X, a land once known as Twitter. Musk, bein' the shrewd businessman he be, bought this land for a hefty $44 billion in 2022, and since then, he be rebrandin' it and cuttin' down the crew. But Disney's actions be settin' Musk's cannons ablaze, and he be wantin' answers!
Newsweek be seekin' the words of both Musk and Disney, for they be needin' to know the truth behind this epic clash of titans. Will Disney bow to Musk's demands, or will they stand firm in their own mighty fortress? Only time will tell, me hearties!
But let us ponder this for a moment: Elon Musk, the man who dreams of takin' us to the stars, tusslin' with Disney, the empire of magic and dreams. It be a battle of the ages, a clash of worlds, and surely a sight to behold.
So gather 'round, me mateys, and keep yer eyes on the horizon, for this feud be far from over. Who will emerge victorious in this war on Meta? Only Captain Musk and the crew of Disney know for certain, and we be eagerly awaitin' the next chapter in this swashbucklin' saga.