The Booty Report

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Arrr, blimey! An Israeli captive hath met Davy Jones' locker followin' a disastrous rescue attempt, matey!

2023-12-10

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Word has reached me ship that a poor soul, Sahar Baruch, held captive in Gaza, hath met his untimely end! 'Twas said by them scallywags of Hamas that he perished in a bungled rescue attempt. Aye, 'tis a sad day for Kibbutz Be'eri and the kin of them what be missin' at sea.

In a tragic turn of events, Sahar Baruch, a brave soul from the Kibbutz Be’eri community, has met his untimely demise at the hands of those scallywag pirates in Gaza. Arrr, it be a sad day indeed! This young lad, only 25 years old, was taken hostage by those fiendish Hamas rapscallions during their attacks on southern Israel. Aye, he's now joined the ranks of the countless souls who have been snatched away by these miscreants.
However, what makes this tale even more peculiar is the claim made by the Hamas crew that Sahar met his unfortunate fate during a failed rescue mission. Avast, me hearties! It seems those pirates be trying to cover their tracks and turn the tides in their favor. But we know better, don't we? This lad was but an innocent captive, caught in the crossfire of their treacherous deeds.
The news of Sahar's demise has struck our hearts with sorrow and left us mourning. The Kibbutz Be’eri community and the Israeli Hostages and Missing Families Forum have come forth with heavy hearts to announce this dreadful news. We must stand together, shoulder to shoulder, and remember Sahar as a hero who fell victim to the merciless hands of these ruthless brigands.
Let us pray for Sahar's soul and for the swift justice that shall befall these pirates. We shall not rest until every captive is set free and the seas are purged of their wickedness. May Sahar's memory serve as a rallying cry for all those who have suffered at the hands of these lawless scoundrels. Raise your rum-filled tankards, me hearties, and toast to Sahar Baruch, a valiant soul lost at sea.

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