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Arr, them Cowboys be plunderin' yet another victory, with Dak Prescott launchin' 2 touchdowns to boot!

2023-12-10

Avast ye, me hearties! Dak Prescott be slingin' passin' bombs like a true seadog, helpin' the Cowboys trounce them scurvy Eagles 33-13! Aye, he be plunderin' 271 yards through the air! Shiver me timbers, what a victory!

The Dallas Cowboys showcased their playoff potential with a dominant victory over the Philadelphia Eagles, winning 33-13 and securing their 10th win of the season. Quarterback Dak Prescott, who may have strengthened his bid for the NFL MVP award, led the offensive charge. In the first half alone, Prescott and the Cowboys scored 24 points, with both of his touchdown passes coming in the first two quarters. CeeDee Lamb caught a 13-yard pass for the first touchdown, and Michael Gallup secured the second touchdown with a 1-yard reception right before halftime. Gallup even paid homage to basketball legend Michael Jordan with a celebratory shrug. Prescott finished the game with 271 passing yards and two touchdowns, extending his streak of games with at least two touchdown passes to six. Jake Ferguson, Lamb, and Gallup were the top receivers for Dallas, with notable contributions in yards and catches. Meanwhile, the Eagles struggled to find momentum, only managing to score six points by halftime. Although they momentarily threatened a comeback with a touchdown from Jalen Carter on a fumble recovery, they were unable to build on that momentum. Quarterback Jalen Hurts accumulated 197 passing yards and 30 rushing yards, but he and his teammates lost crucial fumbles throughout the game. With this victory, the Cowboys moved ahead of the Eagles in the NFC East standings, both teams now holding a 10-3 record.

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