Arrr! Me hearties, Jusuf Nurkic be sayin', "Avast ye! That scurvy dog, Draymond Green, be needin' some serious aid!"
2023-12-13
Avast, me hearties! Ye scurvy dog Jusuf Nurkic be sayin' that scallywag Draymond Green be in dire need o' some aid, after he be given the heave-ho fer smackin' Nurkic in the mug! Argh, be they settlin' this matter on the seven seas, arr?
In a hilarious twist, it seems that Golden State Warriors forward, Draymond Green, may be facing yet another suspension, mateys! The four-time NBA champion was sent off the ship on Tuesday night after giving a good ol' punch to Phoenix Suns center, Jusuf Nurkic, right in the face! Arrgh! It happened during a heated battle for position in the third quarter, and the officials called it a flagrant foul 2. This be the third time Green has been forced to walk the plank this season!After the game, Green spoke with the media and apologized to Nurkic, claiming that he was just trying to sell the call. "He was pullin' me hip, and I swung me arm to make it look dramatic," said the Warriors star. "But alas, I did make contact with him. I'm not one to apologize for things I meant to do, but I do apologize to Jusuf because it wasn't me intention to hit him." Nurkic, on the other hand, didn't take kindly to Green's actions, saying, "I don't know what's goin' on with him, but that lad needs some help! I'm glad he didn't try to choke me this time. It had nothin' to do with basketball!"
It seems that Nurkic was referring to Green's previous five-game suspension earlier this year when he put Minnesota Timberwolves center Rudy Gobert in a chokehold. This be the 18th time Green has been tossed off the ship in his 12-year NBA career. Suns coach Frank Vogel weighed in, saying it was a reckless and dangerous play, and he didn't like it one bit. The Warriors ended up losing the battle to the Suns, even without their swashbuckling star, Kevin Durant, and their ship's record now stands at 10-13, with 11 losses in their last 15 games. Shiver me timbers!