Arrr! The scurvy Republican leadin' th' inquiry o' Hunter Biden be havin' a shell company o' his own, matey! And not t' mention his tangled web o' mates, arrr!
2023-12-14
Arrr! Rep. James Comer be a rich matey, a farmer with vast landholdings near his Kentucky home. He be boastin' 'bout his vast treasures, 'bout 1,600 acres he be ownin'. But, mateys, there be a twist! There be 6 small acres he be sharin' with a loyal campaign contributor. Instead o' ownin' it himself, he be transferrin' it to a sneaky shell company called Farm Team Properties. This be a tale of trickery!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, we come across Rep. James Comer, a wealthy farmer from Kentucky who claims to be one of the biggest landowners in his rural hometown. This swashbuckling politician has made sure to meticulously record all of his landholdings on official documents, proudly showing off his impressive empire of roughly 1,600 acres. Quite the treasure, indeed!But alas, there is a plot twist! Hidden within his vast kingdom lies a measly 6 acres, which he acquired in 2015 and shares with a longtime ally and campaign contributor. Now, one would expect this pirate of a politician to treat all his land equally, but it seems he has a different plan for this particular piece of booty.
Ahoy, me hearties! Instead of keeping this treasure under his own name, Rep. Comer has cunningly transferred his ownership to a mysterious entity known as Farm Team Properties. Aye, mateys, it be a shell company! Methinks there be something fishy going on here.
Arrr, why would a pirate like Comer hide his ownership behind a shell company? 'Tis a question that boggles the mind. Could it be to avoid the prying eyes of the law? Or maybe 'tis a clever scheme to avoid public scrutiny? One can only wonder, me mateys.
But fear not, me hearties! The tale of this slippery pirate has not gone unnoticed. As the winds of investigation blow, questions are being raised about the true intentions behind this secretive transfer. The scallywags of the press and his political opponents are on the hunt, ready to expose any wrongdoing.
So, me hearties, stay tuned to this pirate's tale. Will the truth be unearthed, or will Rep. Comer continue sailing the seas of mystery? Only time will tell. Yo ho ho!