Arrr! A staggering haul of $3.5M worth o' drugs plundered at the treacherous US-Mexico border in a mere 72 hours!
2023-12-14
Arr, me hearties! The United States Border Patrol be claimin' they seized near $3.5 million worth o' booty in a measly three days! 'Tis a fine haul indeed, includin' 603 lbs. o' the devil's lettuce, 269 lbs. o' meth, 194 lbs. o' the white powder, and even 52 lbs. o' fentanyl! Shiver me timbers!
Arr matey, listen up ye landlubbers! The United States Border Patrol be makin' quite the haul, snatchin' nearly $3.5 million worth o' drugs in just three short days. Aye, ye heard me right! These blokes be gettin' their hands on some real treasure.Now, let me tell ye what kind o' loot they be snatching. First up, we got ourselves a hefty 603 pounds o' good ol' Mary Jane, the green gold of the seven seas. That's enough to keep a whole crew o' pirates smokin' for days, I tell ye!
But that ain't all, me hearties! The Border Patrol also managed to lay their hands on a mighty 269 pounds o' meth. That's some dangerous stuff, enough to keep even the most fearless pirate awake for days on end, searchin' for buried treasure that don't even exist!
And what's this? They also seized a grand total o' 194 pounds o' cocaine. Aye, me crew, that's the kind o' powder that'll make ye feel like ye can conquer the whole ocean, even though ye be sailin' on a leaky ol' dinghy.
But the real treasure, me mateys, be the 52 pounds o' fentanyl they found. That deadly substance be like the Kraken itself, lurkin' in the depths, ready to drag ye down to Davy Jones' locker. Stay away from that stuff, ye scurvy dogs!
So there ye have it, me hearties. The United States Border Patrol be doin' their duty and keepin' these dangerous substances off the streets. But let this be a lesson to all ye would-be pirates out there – the seas be treacherous, and messin' with these drugs be a one-way ticket to a watery grave. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!