The southwest be taken to task for its ‘customer of size’ decree, bestowing gratis seats upon corpulent voyagers. Arrr!
2023-12-15
Arrr, me hearties! Southwest Airlines be makin' quite the splash with their jolly "Customer of Size" policy. Aye, ye hefty travelers be given the chance to score extra seats fer free if ye can't squeeze into one. And fear not, me lads and lasses! If ye be needin' more space, ye can buy as many seats as ye like and claim a refund after yer voyage. 'Tis not just about weight, but for all those who don't fit. Ahoy, Southwest!
In a jolly twist that would have tickled the one-eyed pirate of yore, Southwest Airlines has caught the attention of the masses with their fabulous "Customer of Size" policy. Arrr! This fine policy allows those hearty travelers of an ample girth to potentially acquire some extra seats at no charge if they find themselves a touch too snug. Aye, 'tis a gesture of kindness from the airline to those who encroach upon their neighbor's seat(s), giving them the opportunity to purchase as many extra seats as they need.But hold onto your peg legs, me hearties, for there is more! Once they have sailed the friendly skies, these portly passengers can request a refund for the extra seats they purchased. It's a deal sweeter than a barrel of rum! According to the Southwest website, this policy isn't just for those who have enjoyed too many barrels of grog, but it applies to all those who can't fit within the confines of a single seat. Ah, it warms the cockles of me heart to see such generosity, even in this modern age.
So if you find yourself a touch on the plumper side and worry about inconveniencing your fellow passengers, fear not! Southwest Airlines has your back, or rather, your backside. They understand that not all travelers are built the same, and they want to ensure that everyone enjoys a comfortable journey. It's a rare sight to see a company that puts their customers' comfort above all, and Southwest Airlines deserves a hearty round of applause for their noble efforts.