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Avast ye, mateys! Methinks 'tis high time fer Chris Christie to abandon ship and walk the plank!

2023-12-16

Arrr, the latest tidings from Iowa 'n New Hampshire do confirm that the odds be direly slim fer Donald Trump to be denied the Republican nomination. Yet, 'tis no reason fer those candidates, claimin' to be opposed to Trump, to be makin' it easier fer him to triumph. Aye, we be castin' our eyes upon ye, Chris Christie. (We'd be castin' our eyes upon Asa Hutchinson as well, but he hasn't been spied upon fer months.) As things stand, Christie be makin' a move that no other scallywag would dare to attempt — aidin' Trump's conquest...

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen closely, for I have some news from the political seas. It seems that our matey Donald Trump be sailin' smoothly towards the Republican nomination, with slim chances of bein' denied. But what be truly perplexin' is the actions of those who claim to oppose him, yet be makin' it easier for him to emerge victorious.

Ahoy there, Chris Christie! Ye be the main culprit in this tale. Though Asa Hutchinson be missin' from the scene, ye stand alone in yer questionable choices. As it stands now, Christie be plannin' a risky maneuver that no other soul would dare attempt - he be helpin' Trump to win the...

Now, listen up me buckos, for the plot thickens. It be a strange turn of events indeed when those who be claimin' to be foes of Trump be actin' in a manner that be favorin' his success. Methinks these landlubbers be lackin' a sense of strategy. Instead of bandin' together to try and halt Trump's path, they be unwittingly creatin' a smoother sailin' for him.

But fear not, me hearties, for the ship has not yet sunk. There still be a chance for these opponents to change course and unite against the mighty Trump. They must be strategizin' and plannin' their moves wisely, lest they become naught but mere spectators to his victory. It be a treacherous political sea, but with the right maneuvers and a bit o' luck, they may yet have a chance to steer the ship away from Trump's grasp.

So, me mateys, keep a weather eye on the horizon and hold on tight to yer pirate hats. The battle may be fierce, but with a little wit and a lot of humor, we may just be witnessin' the downfall of the mighty Trump. Set sail, me hearties, and let the political seas guide us to victory!

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