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Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Tyreek Hill be sidelined as he chases a record against them scurvy Jets!

2023-12-17

Avast ye hearties! The mighty Tyreek Hill, a star of the rambunctious Miami Dolphins, shan't grace the field this comin' Sunday when they face the New York Jets. Aye, the scurvy ankle injury he suffered in battle against the Tennessee Titans be keepin' him from settin' sail!

In a humorous 17th-century pirate language, we bring ye news that Miami Dolphins' mighty wide receiver, Tyreek Hill, be inactive this Sunday against the New York Jets, arrr! This be due to an unfortunate ankle injury he suffered in the Dolphins' loss to the Tennessee Titans. The scurvy dog hasn't been able to practice all week, mateys!

Aye, Hill did manage to make a return to the game against the Titans on Monday night, but it was only in the later stages. He be finishin' with four catches for 61 yards, aye!

Now, the captain of the Dolphins' offense, Mike McDaniel, be losin' his top weapon as they face the formidable Jets defense. But fear not, me hearties! The Dolphins be runnin' away from the Jets on Black Friday earlier in the season, with Hill scorin' a touchdown on nine catches for 102 yards. Arrr!

While Hill's absence be a blow for the Dolphins, it also be a setback for his individual goals this season. He be leadin' the NFL with 1,542 receiving yards and 12 touchdowns, and was well on his way to breakin' Calvin Johnson's record for single-season receiving yards. But now, he be havin' only three games left to reach 1,964 yards, which Johnson set in 2012.

But fret not, me mateys! The Dolphins still have other swift options for their quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa, to have some fun with. They have rookie running back De'Von Achane, who be playin' despite a pesky toe injury, and receiver Jaylen Waddle, who be sure to get more targets this week. And let's not forget about runnin' back Raheem Mostert, who be leadin' the NFL with 16 touchdowns this year.

The Jets be comin' off a much-needed win with their quarterback, Zach Wilson, back in the helm. But the Dolphins be playin' at home this time, and their loss to the Titans be the first game they've dropped at Hard Rock Stadium all season. They be lookin' to get back on track and reach double-digit wins to stay at the top of the AFC East and the conference as a whole. But alas, they'll have to do so without their main man, Tyreek Hill, runnin' all over the field.

Avast, me hearties! That be the tale of the Miami Dolphins without their superstar receiver. Let's hope they can still find success on the high seas of the NFL. Arrr!

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