Arr, Apple be puttin' a stop to sellin' watches, mateys! They be gettin' ready to obey the blasted U.S. import ban!
2023-12-18
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Thar be news that Apple be puttin' a stop to the sellin' o' their fancy smartwatch, all because some fancy trade commission claims they be violatin' patents and such. The Biden crew be havin' 60 days to ponder upon this decision, so Apple be takin' a wee break in the meantime. Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale that will make ye chuckle with delight. It seems that our good ol' friend Apple, the tech giant of the modern times, is in a bit of a pickle. They be forced to stop sellin' their fancy smartwatches, all because of a blood-oxygen sensor! Aye, ye heard me right, a sensor that measures the red liquid flowin' through yer veins!Now, this all started with a ruling from them fancy folks at the U.S. International Trade Commission. They claimed that Apple be violatin' patents left and right, specifically on the new Apple Watch models since 2020. Blimey! Who would've thought that a company as big as Apple would be caught up in such a mess?
But fear not, me mateys, for Apple be no scallywag. They be takin' a step back and haltin' the sales of their precious timepieces, all to comply with this import ban. They be givin' the Biden administration a good 60 days to review the decision and see if they can wriggle out of this situation.
Now, I be wonderin' what these blood-oxygen sensors be doin' in the first place. Are they tryin' to turn the Apple Watch into a proper doctor? Arrr, I can see it now, the watch be tellin' ye if ye be healthy or not, all while sportin' a fancy design on yer wrist.
So, me hearties, let's raise a glass to Apple and their misadventures. May they find a way to sail through these troubled waters and get back to sellin' their shiny gadgets. And let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there, even the mightiest of pirates can be brought to their knees by a blood-oxygen sensor!