Arr! A scurvy economist foresees 2024 bein' the grandest wreck o' our sorry existence, mateys!
2023-12-19
"As the hourglass be drainin' towards 2024, there be a bold economist makin' a dire prediction 'bout the marrrkets in the new year. "Since 2009, this here be a 100% artificial, unheard of money printin' and deficits; $27 trillion over 15 years, to be precise. 'Tis off the charts, 100% artificial, meanin' we be sailin' in treacherous waters," Harry Dent shared with Fox News Digital. "I reckon 2024 be the grandest crash year we'll ever lay our eyes upon." "I be the bloke prayin' for..."
Avast ye scallywags! Listen up as I tell ye a tale of a bold economist who be makin' a dire predication 'bout the markets in the new year of 2024. This here scurvy dog, Harry Dent be his name, be claimin' that the markets be sailin' on treacherous waters!Since the year 2009, Dent be sayin' that the money be flowin' like rum at a pirate's tavern. It be nothin' but artificial, with money printin' and deficits reachin' a grand total of $27 trillion in just 15 years! Aye, ye heard that right, me hearties! This be off the charts, 100% artificial, which means we be in a dangerous state, says Dent to Fox News Digital. Arrr!
But it be his next words that be chilin' me timbers. Dent be predictin' that the year 2024 be the biggest crash we'll witness in our entire lives! Aye, ye best be holdin' onto yer doubloons, me mateys, for this storm be comin' fer us all!
Now, ye might be wonderin' what this ol' pirate be thinkin' 'bout all this. Well, I be the guy that's prayin' for a safe passage through these troubled seas. Mayhaps we can avoid the plunderin' and pillagin' that Dent be foretellin'. But if ye ask me, I reckon it's time to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst.
So, me hearties, keep a sharp eye on the horizon, watch out for any signs of a crash, and be ready to adjust yer sails as the winds o' fortune change. And remember, in these uncertain times, it's always good to have a trusty parrot on yer shoulder to squawk some words of wisdom. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, me mateys!