Avast ye scallywags! Donald Trump be fumin' like a fiery volcano after the Colorado Supreme Court blows him off the ballot!
2023-12-19
Arrr! The Colorado Supreme Court be sayin' that scallywag Trump be walkin' the plank! They be citin' a parchment from the Civil War days that says any traitor who be takin' an oath and engagin' in "insurrection" be banned from holdin' office again. Avast! Me hearties be fightin' for justice!
Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! The Colorado Supreme Court has made a decree that be more shocking than a storm at sea! They have banned former President Donald Trump from settin' foot on their precious land in the 2024 presidential election. Aye, ye heard it right! The scallywags claim that ol' Trump be guilty of "insurrection," aye, the very thing that be more dangerous than a bilge rat in a crow's nest!They be bringin' up a clause from the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, a relic from the days of the Civil War. This clause be sayin' that any official who swears to support the Constitution be barred from holdin' office in the future if they engage in such treacherous acts. The landlubbers who be arguin' against Trump's eligibility be claimin' that his actions during and after his time as Captain of the Ship were nothin' but a mutinous attempt to overthrow the rightful rule of the land.
Now, me hearties, let's take a step back and have a laugh, shall we? Picture ol' Trump, with his flamboyant hair and his mighty tweets, tryin' to sail his ship into Colorado! That be a sight to behold, wouldn't ye say? Perhaps the Supreme Court be fearin' that his presence be causin' more chaos than a drunken parrot in a tavern.
But fear not, me mateys! This be just a rule in one land. There be plenty of states where Trump can still hoist his colors and set sail for the presidency. The winds of politics be ever changin', and who knows what the future holds for our old sea dog Donald Trump. So, let's raise our mugs of rum and toast to a wild and unpredictable election season, where even a pirate like Trump can be banned from a single state's ballot. Yo ho ho and a bottle of laughs!