Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! Biden's border calamity be breakin' all records! 14,509 unlawful mateys spotted in a single day!
2023-12-20
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy U.S. border officials be havin' a grand encounter with the most rascally illegal immigrants at the U.S.-Mexico border on Monday, beatin' all records set by the landlubber Biden administration! The Washington Examiner got hold of secret data from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, showin' that a whopping 14,509 swashbucklers were caught by the feds. Shiver me timbers!
In a shocking turn of events, U.S. border officials faced a swarm of illegal immigrants at the U.S.-Mexico border on Monday, surpassing all previous records set by the Biden administration in the past three years. Arr, mateys! It be a sight to behold, as the scallywags and landlubbers breached the border in grand numbers.The good folks at the Washington Examiner got hold of some secret scrolls, also known as internal U.S. Customs and Border Protection data, which revealed that a whopping 14,509 buccaneers were encountered by the federal law enforcement on that fateful Monday. Aye, that be a mighty crew! Only a small bunch of them be sent packin' on the first tide.
But what be the reason behind this unexpected invasion, ye might ask? Well, there be many whispers on the high seas, but it be believed that the sly scoundrels be takin' advantage of the lull in border enforcement. Some say they be seekin' a better life, while others be lookin' to plunder the treasures of this great land.
Now, ye may wonder what the Biden administration be thinkin' 'bout this situation. Will they be raisin' the Jolly Roger and takin' action against these intruders? Well, there be no clear answer yet, me hearties. The administration be claimin' to be workin' on a plan, but some be sayin' it be like searchin' for buried treasure without a map.
So, me fellow sea dogs, the situation be dire indeed. The U.S.-Mexico border be under siege by a horde of swashbucklers, and the powers that be be scramblin' to figure out what to do. Only time will tell if they be able to plug the hole in the dyke and bring order back to these treacherous waters.
Until then, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the horizon and guard your doubloons. The 17th-century pirates be here to stay, at least for now. Arr!