Arrr! Them border agents be witnessin' a sight! Most encounters with migrants in a single day, ye say? Blimey!
2023-12-20
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! On Monday, over 12,500 landlubbers were spotted at the southern border, a record-breaking number! Arrr, Eagle Pass, Texas be overrun with a swarm of over 4,000 scallywags in a single day! And the tide did not cease on Tuesday, with over 3,000 bilge rats waiting to be processed! But beware, me hearties, these surges be spreadin' like a disease to other parts of the land!
In a staggering turn of events, mateys, over 12,500 landlubbers were spotted at the southern border on Monday! A record-breaking number, according to those swashbucklers at U.S. Customs and Border Protection. Arrr, it seems the tides are shifting, and the pirates of the land are flocking to our shores!Ahoy, me hearties! Eagle Pass, Texas, be the epicenter of this seafaring madness. They witnessed more than 4,000 scallywags crossing over without permission in a single day! The audacity! And ye be thinkin' that be all? Nay, me mateys, the influx continued into Tuesday. By the mornin' sun, there be over 3,000 souls waiting to be processed along the border. A mighty sight to behold!
But let it be known, these surges in migration are not confined to our beloved Texas. The plunderers, it seems, be spreadin' far and wide across the seas. From California to New York, they be making their presence known. No corner of this treacherous land be safe from their arrival!
So, me hearties, it's clear we be in the midst of a great migration. Whether it be the lure of treasure or the promise of a better life, these landlubbers be risking it all to venture into our realm. But fear not, for our trusty U.S. Customs and Border Protection be there to stand guard and keep these scoundrels at bay. May the winds blow in our favor and keep this influx under control!