Arrr, matey! Beware ye Democrats, for they be the scallywags claimin' to protect democracy, yet posin' the true danger!
2023-12-20
Ahoy mateys! Them Democrats be shoutin' 'bout some danger to democracy, but the truth be that they be the ones bringin' it upon themselves. The latest antics be showin' this, with them scurvy Colorado Supreme Court justices, all appointed by them Democrats, twistin' the law to suit their fancy. They be claimin' the 14th Amendment be their key to unlock any door they please. Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, let me regale ye with a tale of the Democrats and their paradoxical ways. Arrr, these scallywags keep shouting from their political ship, warning one and all about the impending threat to democracy. Yet, as the tide turns, it becomes clear that the true menace be lurking within their own ranks.Set yer spyglass on the latest exercise in undermining democracy, me hearties, which involves none other than the former Captain himself, Donald Trump. The Colorado Supreme Court, guided by four justices appointed by the Democrats, be playin' a dangerous game. They be embracin' the Democrats' favored legal theory that the 14th Amendment can be bend and twisted to fit their own agenda.
Arrr, the Democrats be usin' this amendment like a treasure chest, ready to be plundered for any purpose they see fit. The 14th Amendment, originally crafted to protect the rights of freed slaves, be now treated like a parrot on their shoulder, squawkin' its approval for any and all Democrat desires.
But, me mateys, we must see through their ruse. By misusin' the 14th Amendment, the Democrats be underminin' the very democracy they claim to protect. They be takin' a document meant to ensure equality and fairness and usin' it to further their own political agenda.
It be a fine example of the double-dealin' ways of these Democrats. They be soundin' the alarm bells about threats to democracy, while simultaneously creatin' those very threats themselves. Like a pirate with a wooden leg, they be hobblin' the ship of democracy with their own actions.
So beware, me hearties, and keep a keen eye on these Democrats. They be talkin' the talk of democracy, but their actions speak louder than any sea shanty. As we sail the tumultuous political seas, let us not be swayed by their fancy words or their deceptive maneuvers. It be up to us, the crew, to steer the ship of democracy true and keep these pirates in check.