Arrr, 5 fearsome misdeeds from 'cross the globe in the year 2023 be sendin' shivers down me timbers!
2023-12-22
Arrr! Tales o' wee scallywags slaughterin' landlubber young'uns, corpses found from a blasphemous gang o' Christians, an' a fierce raid on El Chapo's spawn in Mexico be but a few o' this year's bewilderin' criminal yarns, matey!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, let me regale ye with tales of dastardly deeds that occurred across the world in the year of 2023. Avast! A blood-soaked battle took place in Culiacan, Sinaloa, as Mexican authorities sought to capture Ovidio Guzmán, the son of the infamous Mexican drug cartel leader, El Chapo. The clash left 30 souls sent to Davy Jones' locker, including military personnel and a brave police officer. Guzmán, known as the leader of "Los Chapitos," had been managing his father's cartel and expanding their reach into synthetic drugs.Not long after this skirmish, four Americans were kidnapped by cartels in Mexico, mistaken for Haitian drug smugglers. Two unfortunate souls met their untimely end, while the remaining pair were repatriated back to their homeland. Across the ocean in Hamburg, Germany, a disgruntled former member of the Jehovah's Witnesses committed a mass shooting at a Kingdom Hall, claiming the lives of six innocent worshippers and an unborn child. This tragic event shocked the community and left several others wounded.
In Kenya, a Christian cult known as the Good News International Church made headlines after the discovery of over 400 bodies in mass graves. The cult believed they would meet Jesus Christ if they starved themselves to death. The cult leader, Pastor Paul Mackenzie, was arrested on separate charges, but investigations into the mass deaths are ongoing. Lastly, in the United Kingdom, a nurse named Lucy Letby was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of seven babies in a neonatal unit and attempted murder of six others. Letby injected insulin, milk, or air into the victims' bodies, causing their sudden collapse. She also physically assaulted one baby, resulting in a liver injury.
These tales of crime and tragedy from around the world remind us that even in the 17th century, the world was a treacherous place. So hold on to yer treasure and beware the scoundrels that lurk in the shadows! Arrr!