The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, there be a sly maneuver to fend off the booty sharing without seemin' like a niggardly scallywag!

2023-12-23

I be finally discoverin' a jolly good excuse to part with me doubloons instead o' them fancy plastic cards. Ye see, payin' with cash grants ye a chance to steer clear o' them pesky pre-set tips on them fancy machines. Ye still be able to tip, but ye decide the amount. It be as easy as sayin', "keep the change." When I scribbled 'bout tippin' in me latest broadsheet, a couple o' readers mentioned they use cash to have more power over tippin'. And then I stumbled upon an online scroll o'...

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, I have discovered a cunning reason to pay with cash instead of those fancy debit or credit cards! Yar, paying with cash be granting ye a swashbuckling way to avoid them pesky pre-set tips forced upon ye by those treacherous payment terminals. Aye, ye can still be tipping, but ye decide how much, me mateys! 'Tis as simple as sayin', "keep the change, ye scurvy dog!"

Arr, when I penned a missive 'bout tippin' in me latest newsletter, a couple of me readers mentioned that they be usin' cash to give themselves more control o'er such matters. And then, by Davy Jones' locker, I stumbled upon an online list that be supportin' this claim! Aye, ye heard right, me hearties! This list be revealin' how cash can be yer trusty weapon in the battle against pre-set tips!

Picture this, me mateys: ye be sittin' in a tavern, enjoyin' a hearty meal and quenchin' yer thirst with grog. Ye finish yer meal and reach for yer trusty purse, filled with shiny doubloons. Instead of swipin' a card or tappin' a screen, ye hand over a handful of gold coins. The waiter's eyes widen with surprise, and ye utter those famous words, "keep the change, me fine sailor!"

By payin' with cash, ye be takin' control of yer own destiny, me hearties! No longer be ye at the mercy of those scurvy pre-set tips. Ye be settin' yer own course, decidin' the rewards for a job well done. So, next time ye be faced with a payment terminal, me mateys, don't be a landlubber! Embrace the power of cash, and be the captain of yer own tipping destiny!

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