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2023-12-23

Arr! A scurvy dog be claimin' the lives o' 14 souls, and leavin' many more in pain, at Charles University in Prague! But fear not, mateys, for the villain met his own demise. The university be evacuatin' all hands, with a grim count o' dead and wounded. The incident occurred in the halls o' the philosophy department, aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! I bring ye tidings of a most unfortunate incident that unfolded in Prague on a dreary Thursday afternoon. It be reported that a scurvy dog, armed with a shooter, did unleash chaos and misery upon the hallowed grounds of Charles University. The lubber took the lives of 14 souls and left many more injured. Aye, 'tis a tale of sorrow and woe!

The dastardly deed occurred within the very walls of the philosophy department building. Arrr, the irony be not lost on me, me lads and lasses! Who would have thought that such a place, where thoughts be pondered and minds be sharpened, could become the backdrop for such a tragedy?

But fear not, for the brave men of the Czech police sprang into action, determined to bring justice to this vile miscreant. They swiftly put an end to the shooter, ridding the world of his wicked presence. The buccaneers in blue be commended for their swift response and their valiant efforts to save lives.

As the news spread like wildfire, the university became a scene of chaos and confusion. The entire building was evacuated, me hearties, as the authorities sought to secure the area and tend to the wounded. Alas, there be several souls lost to the embrace of Davy Jones, and many more left to battle their injuries.

Let us not forget, me mates, that even in the midst of tragedy, the human spirit be resilient. The investigation be ongoing, with the hope of uncovering the motives behind this heinous act. And so, we stand together, united against the forces of darkness, determined to protect our fellow brethren from the clutches of evil.

Arrr, let this be a reminder to us all that even in the face of despair, we shall not be broken. We shall raise our glasses high, proclaiming our defiance to the depths of the seven seas. For in unity, we find strength, and in laughter, we find solace. Yo ho ho!

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