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Arrr, matey! Lions' Jahmyr Gibbs be sayin' the NFL, those landlubbers, be testin' him for potions right after his epic Christmas Eve display!

2023-12-25

Arrr! Avast ye, scallywags! The Lions be thrashin' them Vikings on Christmas Eve, all thanks to the mighty showin' o' young Jahmyr Gibbs! But alas, after the clash, lo and behold, the newbie pirate o' the ground received a most unlooked-for message!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, I be tellin' ye the tale of Detroit Lions' runnin' back, Jahmyr Gibbs. This here rookie be havin' a mighty fine season, rushin' for 872 yards in 13 games. Aye, on that fateful Sunday, Gibbs put on a show, runnin' for 80 yards and scorin' two touchdowns against them Vikings. Arrr, this victory be clinchin' the division title for the Lions for the first time since 1993, aye!
But alas, after the game, Gibbs be findin' a message from the NFL in his locker, sayin' he be selected for a league-issued drug test. Shiver me timbers, what bad luck! Gibbs be a key part of the Lions' turnaround this season, workin' alongside veteran runnin' back David Montgomery. He even caught four passes durin' the win!
A post on Gibbs' Instagram Story showed a note demandin' his presence at the "drug-testin' area." The notice said he be selected to complete a performance enhancin' substances test. Avast! There be no clear link between Gibbs' strong performance and this test, mind ye!
The NFL be makin' it standard practice for players to be notified for drug tests. If a player refuses, it be seen as a positive result and can lead to serious penalties. Gibbs, bein' the Lions' first round pick, be makin' a name for himself in the record books, movin' past Mel Farr for the fifth-most yards from scrimmage by a rookie in a single season.
Come January, the Lions be hostin' their first-ever home playoff game at Ford Field. So, me hearties, keep yer eye on young Gibbs, for he be settin' the seas ablaze with his skills!

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