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Avast, me hearties! Cowboys' Micah Parsons be mighty miffed with them officials after our loss to them Dolphins. "Release me, matey!" he doth cry.

2023-12-25

Arr, matey! Dallas Cowboys' swashbuckler Micah Parsons be havin' a bone t'pick with them officiators in the scurvy loss to them Miami Dolphins on the Sabbath. He reckons some o' them penalties be downright mind-bogglin'! Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs!

Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons expressed his frustration with the officiating in the team's close loss to the Miami Dolphins. Parsons was particularly upset about the lack of holding penalties called against the Dolphins, noting that he has gone 38 straight quarters without drawing a holding penalty. Despite his frustration, Parsons has been performing well this season, with 13 sacks, 53 total tackles, and 30 quarterback hits, tying his career high.

Parsons voiced his concerns about the officiating, saying that the calls being made and the positions they are being put in are mind-blowing. He acknowledged the adversity they face but also called out what he believes is some "BS" in the game. Parsons emphasized the importance of the star on the helmet, symbolizing the Dallas Cowboys.

The linebacker did receive a penalty during the game when he hit Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa. Parsons pushed Tagovailoa in the back, causing him to go to the ground. This was his only roughing the passer penalty of the season. Parsons disagreed with the call, questioning how he could be punishing the quarterback if he was simply trying to sack him without any illegal actions.

Parsons also took to social media, posting a photo on his Instagram Stories showing him trying to break free from two Dolphins linemen. In the caption, he humorously wrote, "Free me dawg!!! Whatever I did to the officials, I'm sorry."

In the end, the Miami Dolphins secured a 22-20 victory with a last-second field goal by kicker Jason Sanders. Despite the loss, Parsons recorded seven tackles in the game.

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