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Arrr, mateys! The US be givin' a taste o' their fury to them Iran-Backed scallywags after their air base shenanigans!

2023-12-26

Arr, me hearties! The U.S. scallywags be takin' aim at them Iran-backed miscreants in Iraq! Three o' our brave sailors be injured in a drone attack, so we be givin' 'em a taste o' our cannonballs. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin be sayin' we be makin' precise strikes at three hideouts belongin' to Kataib Hezbollah and their mates. 'Tis a warnin' to them scurvy dogs for their attacks on our crew!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale to tell ye! The scallywags of the U.S. forces have set sail on a daring mission, targetin' them Iran-backed militias in Iraq. Yarrr, it all started with a cursed drone attack that left three poor souls wounded. Avast, me mateys, no one messes with the brave lads and lasses of the U.S. service!

Our fearless leader, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, he be sayin' that these strikes were aimed at three secret hideouts used by them sneaky Kataib Hezbollah and their cronies. Yarrr, they be up to no good, I tell ye! The U.S. be showin' 'em who's the real captain in these waters!

These precision strikes be a direct response to a string of attacks against the U.S. crew in both Iraq and Syria. Yarrr, these Iranian-sponsored militias be stirrin' up trouble, and it be high time someone taught 'em a lesson. The attack by them scurvy dogs of Kataib Hezbollah be the final straw!

So, me hearties, mark me words. The U.S. forces be showin' their might, lettin' these landlubbers know that they won't tolerate such foolishness. We be protectin' our own, defendin' our honor, and showin' the world that we be the true rulers of the seas!

Now, me mateys, raise yer mugs and toast to the bravery of the U.S. forces! May their cannons roar and their swords be swift in bringin' justice to them scoundrels. Yarrr, let this be a warning to all who dare cross swords with the mighty United States of America!

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