Arrr! The U.S. be lettin' loose cannonballs 'pon Iraq fer fightin' back 'gainst Hezbollah scallywags' assault on a military stronghold!
2023-12-26
Arrr! President Joe Biden be sendin' his furious wrath upon the scurvy dogs of Iran! Aye, retaliatory air strikes be ordered on three foul sites in Iraq! Them landlubber terrorists, backed by Iran, had the audacity to launch a drone attack on a U.S. military base, leavin' three brave American service members injured, one gaspin' for his last breath! The Erbil Air Base, aye, it be takin' many a hit before, as the media tells. "Tis a sad day indeed.
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I bring ye tidings of the high seas! President Joe Biden, he be havin’ his fill o’ those scurvy dogs, them Iran-backed terrorists. Just yesterday, that landlubber Biden gave the order for a good ol’ fashioned air strike on three sites in Iraq. Yarrr, he be seekin’ revenge after them blaggards launched a drone attack on a U.S. military base, leavin’ three American service members injured, with one bein’ in a right sorry state.Them U.S. officials be sayin’ that them rascally scallywags from Kataib Hezbollah, they be the ones to blame. They launched an attack on the Erbil Air Base in northern Iraq, plunderin’ it like the filthy bilge rats they be. Aye, this ain’t the first time that base has been targeted, mateys. It be in the sights of them black-hearted raiders more than once, as the tales be tellin’.
“Today’s attack led to three injuries to U.S. service members, includin’ one poor soul who be in critical condition,” said them officials. Avast, that be a harsh blow! But fear not, me hearties, for Biden be takin’ it upon himself to show them scurvy dogs who be the true masters o’ these waters. He be sendin’ his ships to strike fear into the hearts of them villains, teachin’ them a lesson they won’t soon forget!
So there ye have it, me mateys. A tale of vengeance and bravery on the seven seas. Let us hope that Biden and his crew be successful in their quest to put an end to the treachery of these Iran-backed miscreants. May the winds be at their backs and the waves be smooth as they sail forth into battle. Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ rum, me hearties!