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Arrr! The Michigan Supreme Court be sayin' nay to the 'insurrectionist ban' case, keepin' Trump on the 2024 primary ballot, matey!

2023-12-27

Arr, ye scurvy dogs of the Michigan Supreme Court be havin' denied the scallywags tryin' to remove former President Donald Trump from thar 2024 primary ballot. This be a sweet victory for the former captain, though they might come back for 'im in th' general election. 'Tis a different tale from th' Colorado Supreme Court, who sent Trump packin' from their primary ballot, blamin' his role in...

The Michigan Supreme Court has denied an attempt to remove former President Donald Trump from the 2024 primary ballot, citing the US Constitution's "insurrectionist ban" as the basis for the removal. While this outcome was not unexpected, it is still considered a win for the former president, although there is a possibility that a new effort to remove him could be made for the general election. This decision, made on Wednesday, stands in contrast to the recent ruling from the Colorado Supreme Court, which booted Trump off its primary ballot due to his involvement in...

It seems that the winds have blown in favor of our good ol' matey, Donald Trump, as the Michigan Supreme Court has given him a thumbs up to stay on the 2024 primary ballot, despite some folks wanting to send him to walk the plank. They argued that the Constitution's "insurrectionist ban" should be our compass, but the court wasn't buying it. Ahoy, Trump rejoices for this victory, me hearties! But hold on, don't be too quick to raise the Jolly Roger just yet, because this battle might resurface in the general election.

Arrr, it seems our mate Trump's luck differs from state to state. While Michigan be lettin' him sail smoothly, the Colorado Supreme Court decided to throw him overboard from their primary ballot. They claimed that his role in... well, let's just say they blamed him for somethin' that didn't sit well with them. So, it seems like our captain's reputation be takin' a hit in some parts.

But hey, don't ye worry too much, me hearties! Trump be a seasoned sailor, and he's fought many battles on the treacherous waves of the political sea. This may just be another bump in the road on his journey to reclaim the presidency. So, while the cannons of controversy continue to fire, let's keep our eye patches on and see where this ship leads us next. Yo ho ho!

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