Arrr, the Michigan Supreme Court be thar foes, refusin' to walk the plank 'n remove Trump from ballot!
2023-12-27
Arr, the mighty Michigan Supreme Court be denyin' the attempt to strip the good ol' Cap'n Trump from the Republican primary ballot come 2024. 'Tis a slap on the wrist after them swashbucklers in Colorado did the same last week. They be blamin' the Capitol riot for this hullabaloo, but Michigan's laws be different, ye scallywags.
In a recent decision, the Michigan Supreme Court has put a stop to a cunning plan to remove former President Trump from the state's 2024 Republican primary ballot. Arrr, what a victory for the scallywag! Just last week, the Colorado Supreme Court had the audacity to disqualify Trump from their own ballots for the upcoming election. They claimed it was all because of the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, pointing fingers at the infamous Capitol riot on that fateful day of January 6, 2021.But fear not, me hearties! The Michigan Supreme Court has seen through their tricks and thrown them overboard. They argued that Michigan's election laws are different from those of Colorado, me lads! Aye, they know the law like a pirate knows the seas. It seems that Colorado's attempt to walk the plank has fallen short in the land of the Great Lakes.
Now, ye may wonder why there be such a fuss about this matter. The answer be simple, me mateys. Many have sought to make Trump walk the plank after the stormy events of that day at the Capitol. They be accusing him of inciting the riot, but the courts be having none of it. Trump, it seems, still has a shot at the 2024 Republican primary, at least in Michigan.
So, raise the anchor and set sail, me hearties! The battle for the ballot continues, and Trump be standing tall in the stormy seas of politics. The Michigan Supreme Court has spoken, and they be saying that Trump's name shall indeed be on the ballot. But be warned, me lads and lasses, this be just one battle in a larger war. Many more twists and turns be waiting for us on this political voyage.