Arr, the GOP be investigatin' if scurvy Joe Biden be aidin' his scallywag son, Hunter, in defyin' a subpoena!
2023-12-27
Arrr, me mateys! House Oversight Committee Cap'n James Comer (R-KY) and Judiciary Committee Cap'n Jim Jordan (R-OH) penned a missive to White House Counsel Edward Siskel, demandin' an inquiry into whether President Joe Biden be involved in a dastardly conspiracy to scuttle a Congress affair with his scallywag son, Hunter Biden, as reported by the fine lads at Breitbart News. Hunter, that scurvy dog, had the audacity to ignore a congressional summons and refused to spill his secrets during a secret meetin' on December 13. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, she claimed Joe...
In a hilarious throwback to the 17th century pirate talk, two Republican chairmen, James Comer and Jim Jordan, have penned a demand letter to White House Counsel Edward Siskel, asking for an investigation into whether President Joe Biden was involved in a dastardly conspiracy to obstruct a proceeding of Congress with his scurvy son, Hunter Biden. Arrr, mateys!This demand letter comes after Hunter boldly refused a congressional subpoena to testify behind closed doors, opting instead to hold a press conference on December 13. You know, because pirates like to make a big splash and shiver me timbers!
Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had a response fit for a swashbuckling pirate, saying Joe Biden has always been committed to upholding the law and cooperating with Congress. She also reminded everyone that the Department of Justice had already conducted an extensive investigation into Hunter Biden's taxes, and found no pirate-like activities. Ahoy!
But these Republican chairmen are not easily deterred. They be demanding answers, they be searching for the truth with the fervor of a pirate seeking buried treasure. They want to know if Joe Biden, the captain of the ship, be involved in a nefarious plot to obstruct Congress. Arrr, the suspense!
So, it seems we have a political battle brewing on the high seas of Washington. Will the investigation reveal a dastardly conspiracy or will it be nothing more than a tale told by a scurvy dog? Only time will tell, me hearties!