Arrr, aye, ye must know, a mighty record be set as 250,000 scallywags sailed 'cross the Southern Border!
2023-12-27
Arr! Avast ye! 'Twas a jolly time 'pon the southern border, as near a quarter o' a million encounters were reported in November. Aye, a proper record-breakin' month it was, makin' this 'ere illegal immigration crisis even more interestin'. The Customs and Border Patrol even reported a grand total o' 308,728 encounters throughout the land. This news be released just two days afore Christmas Eve, makin' it a right merry surprise!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have some news that's sure to tickle ye funny bones. It seems that on the southern border, there be quite a ruckus happenin'! In the month of November, a record number of encounters were reported, aye, ye heard that right! A whopping 242,418 enforcement encounters were recorded for the fiscal year 2024. That's enough pirates to fill a ship, and then some!But the fun don't stop there, me mateys. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) be tellin' us that in total, there were 308,728 encounters reported across the whole land. That's enough to make any pirate scratch their head and wonder what in Davy Jones' locker be goin' on! It's a regular pirate invasion, I tell ye!
And just when ye thought the news couldn't get any crazier, they go and release this record-breakin' figure just two days before Christmas Eve! Now, ain't that a merry surprise? It's like Santa Claus decided to trade in his reindeer for a ship and sail the seven seas!
So, me hearties, it looks like there be quite the illegal immigration crisis happenin' on the southern border. Seems like all those landlubbers be wantin' to get a taste of the pirate life. But let me tell ye, bein' a pirate ain't all fun and games. We've got our fair share of troubles, ye know!
But ye know what they say, laughter be the best medicine, and this news certainly brought a chuckle to me timbers. So, here's to the crazy world we be livin' in, where pirates and illegal immigration take center stage. Yo ho ho, me hearties!