Arrr! The scurvy dogs from Alabama claim they be not allowed to gaze upon moving pictures, for fear of Michigan's notorious reputation!
2023-12-29
Arrr, me hearties! The Alabama scallywags be gatherin' to view moving pictures, preparin' for their clash with the Michigan landlubbers. Rumor has it those Wolverines be caught in the act o' stealin' signs! Avast, we shall see who be outwittin' whom on the grand stage!
The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is preparing for a tough matchup against the Michigan Wolverines in the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. Michigan is the number one seed with a perfect 13-0 record, while Alabama is the number four seed after winning the SEC. However, Michigan has been caught up in a sign-stealing scandal that resulted in a three-game suspension for coach Jim Harbaugh. Connor Stalions, the alleged ringleader of the scheme, was fired from the program. As a result, Alabama players have been banned from watching film on their own. Running back Jase McClellan explained that Michigan is known for stealing play calls and hand signals. The team is taking extra precautions to ensure their game plans are secure. Bond said that coaches informed him that Michigan was attempting to access a team's performance database. However, despite the alleged sign-stealing, Bond expressed confidence that it won't give Michigan an advantage on the field. The Rose Bowl is scheduled to kick off at 5 p.m. ET on Monday.