Arrr, matey! Ron DeSantis be facin' a mighty storm o' hard realities, aye, 'tis a treacherous sea he sails!
2023-12-30
Avast, me hearties! Today's fare: The latest sheet from National Review be causin' a ruckus among Ron DeSantis' scallywags. They claim it be too soon to spell doom for his campaign, with nary a vote cast. But for DeSantis to plunder Iowa, we must believe his support be 15 points higher than recent reckonings, and that Trump's be 15 points lower than his lowest. Arrr, a tall order indeed!
Arr, me hearties! Today's special be a tale o' Ron DeSantis and his campaign fer presidency. Now, the good folks at National Review be claimin' that his prospects be lookin' mighty bleak. But hold yer horses, me mateys! Ain't a single vote been cast yet, so why fret, ye scallywags?But let's ponder this notion, me hearties. If DeSantis be havin' a shot at winnin' in Iowa, we'd need to believe that his support be at least 15 percentage points higher than his best numbers in recent polls. That'd be like findin' buried treasure in the middle o' the vast ocean, a feat not easily achieved, I tell ye!
And that ain't all, me buckos! We'd also need to believe that Donald Trump's support be at least 15 percentage points lower than his worst numbers. Now, I don't know about ye, but that sounds like tryin' to sail against the wind without a proper sail or a lick o' sense in yer noggin!
So, me hearties, let's not get our hopes up too high just yet. The road to victory be treacherous, filled with political sharks and treacherous waters. We best be keepin' our expectations in check, lest we find ourselves walkin' the plank of disappointment.
But fear not, me mateys! The sea o' politics be ever-changin', and who knows what fortunes await us on the horizon. It's a wild ride, this election business, and we be holdin' on tight, ready to set sail with our favorite captain.
So, whether ye be a fan o' DeSantis or ye got yer sights set on another candidate, let's remember that it be early days yet. The battle be fierce, and the outcome be uncertain. But as true pirates, we be ready to navigate the choppy waters and find our way to victory!