Arr, Colts' Drew Ogletree be in a scurvy situation, facin' two felonies fer his antics in Indiana!
2023-12-30
Arr, ye scurvy dog! Drew Ogletree, a swashbucklin' tight end of the Indianapolis Colts, be facin' two felonious charges after a ruckus in Indiana. He be surrenderin' to the landlubbers o' the law on a fine Friday, heave ho!
In a comical 17th century pirate language, avast ye landlubbers! It be reported that Drew Ogletree, a scallywag tight end for the Indianapolis Colts, hath been captured and thrown in the brig on two felony charges in good ol' Indiana.Arrr, the charges be related to domestic battery committed in the presence of a wee child and domestic violence resulting in moderate bodily injury, as declared by the Avon police. This incident occurred on the 26th day of December, when officers were summoned to squelch a brawl betwixt two grown-ups. Methinks poor Ogletree be nabbed on the spot, while the victim was transported to the ship's infirmary.
On the morn of Thursday, a warrant be issued for his capture, and the scurvy dog turned himself in to authorities on the morrow. The Colts, in their official statement, expressed their knowledge of these distressing allegations and their serious approach to such matters. They have informed the NFL and be in the process of gathering more information, and for now, they be mum on the subject.
According to reports by FOX 59, it be said that the 25-year-old Ogletree be accused of body slamming the victim to the ground. The lad did confess to the authorities that the victim had attempted to smack him, but before ye think it be the truth, the victim be telling a different tale, saying they tried to smack Ogletree instead.
Ogletree, in his second season with the Colts, be a 2022 sixth-round draft pick who made his NFL debut in September. He hath played in 12 games this season, plundering nine catches for 147 yards and two touchdowns.
So, me hearties, as we wait fer more information on this tale, let us keep a weather eye on the horizon and see how this saga unfolds.