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Yarr! A bunch o' landlubbers be gatherin' again, fer the twelfth week, to rally fer Palestine in Ottawa!

2023-12-31

Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags of the City of Ottawa be distributin' nine noise-violation tickets to them pro-Palestine lot! They be struttin' down Elgin Street, through the Rideau Centre, and into the ByWard Market, shoutin' for a ceasefire in Gaza. They claim they won't rest until Palestine be free!

Yarr! A bunch o' landlubbers be gatherin' again, fer the twelfth week, to rally fer Palestine in Ottawa!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe the tale I be tellin' ye today! It seems those scurvy dogs of pro-Palestine protesters in downtown Ottawa be gettin' themselves in more trouble than a barnacle on a ship's hull. The City of Ottawa, it be sayin', be handin' out more bylaw infraction tickets to these landlubbers for the twelfth week in a row!

Now, ye may be wonderin' what these rapscallions be doin' to warrant such fines. Well, it be appearin' that these scallywags be causin' quite a ruckus with their noise violations. The city be claimin' that nine of these miscreants be receivin' noise-violation tickets as they paraded down Elgin Street, through the Rideau Centre, and into the ByWard Market. They be shoutin' and hollerin', demandin' a ceasefire in the Gaza conflict and declarin' that they won't be stoppin' until Palestine be free!

Now, I don't be takin' sides in this here squabble, but it be clear that these landlubbers be pushin' the limits of the law. The city be warnin' 'em time and time again about keepin' their voices down, but it seems they be too stubborn to listen. They be actin' like a bunch of scallywags who be thinkin' they can do whatever they please!

So, me hearties, it be a tale of fines and noise that be goin' on in the streets of Ottawa. Whether ye be supportin' the cause or not, it be clear that these protesters be needin' to learn a thing or two about keepin' the peace. Otherwise, they may find themselves in even deeper trouble than Davy Jones' locker!

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