"Avast, mateys! Layin' waste to democracy to salvage it: Maine be showin' us the peril o' them fanatics in our law!"
2023-12-31
"Avast ye, mateys! Me mind be reminded o' that famous line from the flick "Jerry Maguire" - 'Ye had me at hello.' This week, a scurvy dog o' a Democratic secretary o' state from Maine, by the name o' Shenna Bellows, made a "decree" labelin' Trump a bloomin' 'insurrectionist' and unfit to be the cap'n. She be joinin' a shameful crew o' Democratic officials from states like Colorado, who be denyin' the exercise o' democracy to millions o' Americans. Arrr!"
Arr, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers, for I have a tale to tell! This week, I came across a bit of news that made me chuckle like a mischievous pirate. It seems that another Democratic secretary of state be tryin' to prevent citizens from votin' for none other than former president Donald Trump himself!Ahoy, me hearties! This time 'twas the fair state of Maine's Shenna Bellows who issued a "decision" that declared old Trump an "insurrectionist" and declared him ineligible to be president. Argh, she be joinin' an ignoble list of Democratic officials from states like Colorado who claim to be safeguardin' democracy, all the while denyin' its exercise to millions of Americans!
But let me tell ye, me mateys, this be nothin' short of a comical spectacle. These scallywags be tryin' to drown out the voice of the people and prevent 'em from makin' their choice at the polls. They be treatin' democracy like a buried treasure, hidin' it away from those they deem unworthy.
Arr, me hearties, it be a sad sight to see. These officials be actin' like they be the captains of the ship, holdin' the power to decide who can and who cannot be president. But let me remind ye, it be the people who be holdin' the true power in a democracy, not these self-appointed guardians.
So, me mateys, let us not be swayed by these landlubbers who be tryin' to trample upon our rights. Let us raise our voices, like a crew of rowdy pirates, and show 'em that we be havin' the final say. We be takin' to the polls, makin' our mark, and lettin' our voices be heard. And if they be tryin' to stand in our way, well, we'll just have to use our pirate wit and find a way around 'em.
So, me hearties, let us not give up the fight. Let us keep our eyes on the horizon and remember that in a true democracy, the power lies with the people, not with the self-proclaimed guardians. And if they be tryin' to keep us from votin' for our chosen captain, well, they can walk the plank, for we be takin' back what be rightfully ours!