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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Ol' Trump shouldn't be scuppered by a murky clause, arr!

2023-12-31

Arrr, mateys! There be challenges afoot to disqualify Donald Trump from the grand position of president! Me hearties be sayin' he don't be meetin' the requirements of Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. In Maine, the secretary of state says he can't be on the primary ballot, but he can be takin' it to the Supreme Court. And in Michigan, the Supreme Court be lettin' him stay for now, but a future challenge be lurkin' in the shadows...

In the jolly land of America, there be a rumble in the political seas! Aye, it seems that scallywags be popping up left and right, tryin' to disqualify that ol' matey Donald Trump from the captain's seat. They be waggin' their fingers and yappin' about something called the 14th Amendment, Section 3, sayin' he ain't fit for the job.
Arr! Just the other day, the secretary of state of Maine made his mark and declared that Mr. Trump wouldn't be allowed on the state's primary ballot. But fear not, me hearties, for there be a chance to appeal to the state's Supreme Court. It's like a battle on the high seas, aye! On the day before, the Michigan Supreme Court had its say, arguin' in whispers that Trump can stay put on their primary ballot. But they left the door open, me lads, for a future challenge to his...
Arrr, the suspense be killin' me! Will these challenges make ol' Donald walk the plank from his presidential dreams? Only time will tell. But let's not be forgettin', mates, that this be a pirate's game after all, with tricks and traps awaitin' at every turn. The winds of politics be blowin' strong, and it's hard to say which way they'll take us. So let's all raise our grog mugs and enjoy the spectacle, me hearties, for it be a tale to tell for generations to come!

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