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Arrr! The scurvy Houthi dogs tried to plunder, but we sent 'em to Davy Jones' locker!

2023-12-31

Arrr! The United States be sendin' them scallywag Houthi boats to Davy Jones' locker! The USS Eisenhower and the Gravely, bein' manned by brave sailors, answered the call o' distress from the good ship Maersk Hangzhao. These landlubber Houthi boats, backed by them slippery Iranians, be messin' with the wrong crew!

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, the United States found itself tangled in another maritime skirmish. Arrr, three small Houthi boats met their watery demise in the treacherous Red Sea, me hearties! These boats dared to attack a noble merchant vessel, the mighty Maersk Hangzhao, not once, but twice in less than a day! The audacity of these scallywags!
But fear not, for the valiant U.S. Navy came to the rescue! Arrr, their helicopters, like mythical creatures from the deep, descended upon the scene of the crime. The USS Eisenhower and the Gravely answered the desperate call for aid. The brave men aboard these flying contraptions were not about to let these Houthi rascals get away with their misdeeds.
According to the U.S. Central Command, these Houthi boats were not acting alone. Nay, they were backed by none other than the infamous Iranians! Aye, the Iranians be stirring up trouble once again, supporting these mischievous rebels in their dastardly acts.
With cannons blazing, the U.S. Navy unleashed their fury upon the Houthi boats. Boom! Boom! Boom! Three boats sent to Davy Jones' locker, never to terrorize the high seas again. The message be clear – a pirate's life will not be tolerated in these waters!
As tensions continue to rise in the region, it be clear that the United States be ready to defend its merchant ships with all its might. They be no pushovers, these Americans! So, beware, ye scurvy dogs, for if ye dare to cross their path, ye be meetin' a fate worse than the Kraken itself!

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