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Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Michigan be rallyin' back, advancin' to the CFP National Championship, beatin' Alabama in overtime!

2024-01-01

Arrr! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Michigan didst vanquish Alabama in the College Football Playoff semifinals on Monday, and now they be settin' sail for the CFP National Championship on January 8! Yo ho ho and a barrel of rum for the Wolverines!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr, matey! The Michigan Wolverines started and ended their regular season without their head coach, Jim Harbaugh. But fear not, me hearties, for Harbaugh returned to the sidelines as the Wolverines defeated Alabama 27-20 to earn the right to play for the national title on January 8th.
Avast! 'Twas a thrilling overtime game, with Michigan swiftly scoring on the opening possession of OT thanks to a 17-yard run by senior Blake Corum. The Wolverines' defense, bein' as sturdy as a ship's hull, took care of the rest and secured victory.
Arrr, in the openin' minutes, Michigan seemed to be relivin' last year's loss to TCU in the CFP, with turnovers causin' trouble. But fear not, me mateys, for Harbaugh's defense swung the momentum back in Michigan's favor.
Corum evened the score with a 75-yard drive, while the defense sacked Alabama's quarterback five times in the first half. Tyler Morris, with a dance along the sidelines fit for a jolly jig, put Michigan ahead with a 38-yard touchdown catch.
But Alabama, bein' as cunning as a pirate, took back control in the second half, tightenin' up against Michigan's pass rush. However, J.J. McCarthy of Michigan responded with a mighty drive, equalizin' the score with a four-yard pass to Roman Wilson, and forced overtime.
Arrr, Corum made his mark in Michigan's history books with his 56th career touchdown, and Alabama couldn't respond. The Wolverines extended their win streak to 13 and will now set sail for the CFP National Championship on January 8th, facin' the winner of Texas vs. Washington.
Despite the controversies and media frenzy that surrounded the Michigan Wolverines this season, they didn't miss a beat. Michigan finished undefeated, won their conference championship, and will now seek their first national title since 1997.
So, me hearties, keep an eye on the Wolverines as they chase their treasure, the national title, and follow the Fox News Sports coverage for more swashbucklin' updates.

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