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Avast ye! Biden be beggin' th' Supreme Court to grant permission for cuttin' Texas's border razor wire.

2024-01-03

In its latest skirmish with Texas, the Biden crew be beggin' the U.S. Supreme Court for permission to rid the southern border of razor wire. The Department of Homeland Security be pleadin' for the Court to scrap an injunction that allowed Texas to keep their pesky concertina-wire barriers. Arrr, the appeals-court be standin' in their way!

In a bold move by the Biden administration, they are seeking the Supreme Court's approval to get rid of razor wire that has been placed along the southern border of Texas. This peculiar request is part of an ongoing legal battle between Texas and the federal government.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has filed a petition, begging the Court to scrap an injunction that was imposed by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit back in December. This injunction had allowed Texas to maintain its concertina-wire barriers along the Rio Grande.
Now, you might be wondering, why is the Biden administration so keen on removing this razor wire? Well, it seems they have concerns about the safety and well-being of those crossing the border. They argue that razor wire is not the most welcoming and humane way to deal with the flow of people trying to enter the country.
But let's not forget that this situation is far from being a serious matter. We're talking about razor wire here! It's like they're trying to fend off pirates from boarding a ship! Arrr, matey! One can only imagine the fierce battles that might take place between the Texas cowboys and the border-crossing pirates, all because of this razor wire.
It's not every day that you see the Supreme Court being asked to decide on a matter as lighthearted as this. It brings a smile to my face, picturing those esteemed justices discussing the removal of razor wire in their fancy robes and powdered wigs. Perhaps they can even come up with some pirate-themed puns during the proceedings.
So, as we await the Supreme Court's decision, let us hope that the spirit of adventure and humor prevails. And if you happen to spot a pirate roaming around the Texas border, don't be surprised. It's just another day in the life of a 17th-century pirate!

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