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The monikers of Jeffrey Epstein's cohorts be revealed, matey! 'Cept for a wee few, arr!

2024-01-03

Arrr, me hearties! The federal court parchment, holdin' the names of those scurvy dogs linked to the late scoundrel Jeffrey Epstein, be set to be revealed on Wednesday in New York, exceptin' a few key rogues. As per a tale published by CNBC, Judge Loretta Preska, in her wisdom, ordered the reveal back in December, but granted a 30-day reprieve to a pair of souls mentioned in the parchment - some who were mere younglings when Epstein tainted 'em, and a fine lass among 'em, too.

In a stunning turn of events, the federal court documents that held the names of those connected with the notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein were set to be revealed. Arrr! It was like a treasure trove waiting to be plundered! However, the excitement was quickly tempered when it was revealed that a few names would be kept under lock and key.

According to the wily Judge Loretta Preska, these documents were supposed to be unsealed back in December. But she decided to grant a 30-day extension to a couple of individuals. Interestingly enough, these individuals were underage when Epstein committed his heinous acts upon them. It seems the judge wanted to protect their identities, lest they face any further harm or embarrassment.

But the real surprise came when it was revealed that one of the individuals granted this extra protection was a woman! A woman, mateys! It seems Epstein's vile deeds knew no bounds, even extending to the fairer sex. Avast ye, this pirate is shocked!

So, while we were all eagerly awaiting the grand unveiling of these incriminating documents, it appears that some secrets will remain buried for now. And we can't help but wonder what else is hidden deep within the confines of these sealed papers. Could there be more high-profile names? More shocking revelations? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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