Arr! Yonder Congressional Republicans be throwin' a grand feast, cheerin' the SBA for collectin' the COVID loans, after pressurin' the agency, savvy?
2024-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywag Republican landlubbers be hoistin' their mugs o' grog in celebration! Aye, they've been pressurin' the Small Business Administration to collect on those cursed COVID-19 loans! The SBA be sayin' they'll be takin' back the doubloons from them dastardly Paycheck Protection Program and Economic Injury Disaster Loan scoundrels, but only if the booty be less than $100,000! A fine lass named Sen. Joni Ernst be among 'em too, from the land of Iowa, she be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the Congressional Republicans and their victory over the Small Business Administration, arrr! It seems that these fine buccaneers have been pressuring the SBA to collect on them COVID-19 loans, and now they be rejoicin' in their success!Many a GOP senator and House member be takin' aim at the SBA, demandin' that they go after them scallywags who defaulted on their Paycheck Protection Program and COVID-19 Economic Injury Disaster Loan. And what be the target of these collection efforts, ye ask? Loans under $100,000, me hearties!
One brave soul, Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa, be leadin' the charge on this quest for repayment. She be demandin' answers from the SBA, wantin' to know how many of the PPP and EIDL loans be goin' unpaid and what bein' done to collect 'em. Arrr, she be wantin' to make sure that the treasure be returnin' to the coffers of the SBA, where it rightfully belong!
Now, me hearties, this be quite the victory for the Republicans. They be showin' their dedication to fiscal responsibility and their commitment to helpin' the small businesses that be sufferin' from this cursed pandemic. They be standin' strong, fightin' for what be right, and makin' sure that those who be takin' advantage of the system be walkin' the plank, so to speak.
So let us raise a mug o' rum to these brave Republican sailors and their triumph over the SBA! May they continue to fight for justice and prosperity for all, and may their efforts be rewarded with gold and glory! Arrr!