Arr! ChatGPT be like a scurvy landlubber, misdiagnosin' 8 outta 10 wee ones! Aye, a study be sayin' so!
2024-01-04
Arrr, ye scurvy AI chatbot ChatGPT be a blunderin' fool! This study, matey, be showin' that it be gettin' more than eight in 10 pediatric cases wrong! Aye, 83% of its diagnoses be pure rubbish: 72% be downright wrong, and 11% be too vague to be called diagnoses, savvy?
In a scandalous revelation, it be discovered that the sly and sneaky AI chatbot known as ChatGPT be gettin' its diagnoses all wrong! Arrr, ye heard me right, mateys! According to a fancy study published in JAMA Pediatrics, this mischievous contraption, version 3.5 to be exact, be makin' mistakes like a drunken sailor on a stormy sea. A staggering 83% of its diagnoses be as wrong as a pirate without a parrot!Now, let me break it down for ye. Out of all the cases this fancy AI be presented with, a mind-bogglin' 72% of 'em were just plain incorrect! Can ye believe it? I bet even the scurviest pirates be doin' a better job at makin' diagnoses than this here ChatGPT! And as if that weren't enough, another 11% of the diagnoses be so broad that they ain't even considered a proper diagnosis. That be like sayin' a treasure map be leadin' ye to a pile o' gold, but instead, ye be findin' a barrel o' seawater!
Now, ye might be wonderin' how this be happenin'. Well, it seems this AI be lackin' the good ol' human touch, the intuition that be comin' from havin' a heart in yer chest. It be relyin' on data and algorithms, but what it don't realize is that a pirate's instincts be worth more than all the doubloons in the world! A pirate be usin' their wits and their gut feelin's, not some fancy machine that be spewin' out nonsense like a parrot with a broken beak.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers who be puttin' yer trust in these newfangled technologies. When it comes to diagnosin' ailments, stick with a good ol' pirate doctor, someone who be knowin' the sea and its creatures like the back of their hook. And as for ye, ChatGPT, ye be walkin' the plank for this colossal mistake! Arrr!