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Arrr! The scallywags of the Republican crew be blamed for this monstrous $34 trillion debt. Avast ye, mateys!

2024-01-04

Arrr, me hearties! The White House, on this fine Thursday, be layin' blame on them Republican tax cuts fer America's debt, which be reachin' a monstrous high o' $34 trillion! Aye, if ye be peepin' at the data, ye'll spy a trickle-down debt. Methinks them tax cuts be responsible fer 'bout 90% o' this debt increase over the last two decades. Aye, 'tis a mighty burden on the economy, mark ye!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I have some news that'll make ye chuckle like a jolly sailor on a rum-soaked night. The White House, bless their landlubber souls, be pointin' their bony fingers at them Republican tax cuts for our dear ol' America's national debt skyrocketin' to a mind-bogglin' $34 trillion! Aye, they be blamin' those swashbucklin' Republicans for a "trickle-down debt" that's been pilin' up like booty in a pirate's treasure chest.

Mateys, if ye be scratchin' yer head and wonderin' how tax cuts be responsible for such a monstrous debt, ye ain't alone. The White House press secretary, bless her soul, tried to explain it too. She claimed that them Republican tax cuts be guilty of 'bout 90% of the debt increase over the last two decades, leavin' out any emergency spendin'.

Now, I don't know 'bout ye, but that sure sounds like a stretch to me. How can a wee tax cut be the cause of such a massive debt? Tis' like blamin' a plankton for causin' a whirlpool that swallows a whole fleet of ships! Methinks them politicians be twistin' the facts like a pretzel to fit their narrative.

But hey, let's not be too hard on those poor landlubbers. They be tryin' their best to navigate these treacherous waters. And who knows, maybe if we all put our heads together, we can come up with a solution fit for a pirate king. Until then, let's sit back, sip our grog, and enjoy the spectacle of politicians playin' the blame game. Arrr!

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