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Arrr! Ye House Democrats be claimin' Trump be pocketin' a treasure of $7.8 million in foreign booty whilst bein' president!

2024-01-04

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Them House Democrats be claimin' that the former President, Donald Trump, plundered more than $7.8 million doubloons from foreign governments through his Trump Organization whilst he sat in the White House. Aye, the Chinese lot and their state-owned crews be givin' him the most, but there be 19 other countries, like Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar, throwin' in their pieces of eight as well. The scallywags on the House Oversight Committee be unveilin' a 156-page report, spewin' their accusations like a leaky ship. Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Them scurvy Democrats be makin' some mighty claims 'gainst our former cap'n, Donald Trump! They be accusin' him of pocketin' a plunder of over $7.8 million from foreign governments durin' his time in the White House. Aye, that be a tidy sum, indeed!
According to the Democrats, a good chunk of that booty be comin' from the Chinese government and their state-owned scallywags. The rest be comin' from 19 other countries, includin' the likes of Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar. Seems our cap'n had quite the global clientele!
Now, them scallywags on the House Oversight Committee be releasin' a hefty 156-page report chock-full of these claims. They be sayin' that our cap'n was takin' in this plunder through payments to his mighty Trump Organization. A clever way to line his coffers, if ye ask me!
But hold fast! This be a tale told by them Democrats, and ye know how they be likin' to spin a yarn or two. We be awaitin' more evidence before makin' any judgments, me hearties. 'Tis only fair, aye?
So, for now, let's raise a mug o' grog and toast to the audacity of these claims. Arr, it be a mighty sum indeed, but we'll be waitin' to see if there be any real treasure in this report. Until then, keep yer eye on the horizon, me hearties, for the winds of political scandal be ever blowin'!

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