Arrr! The jolly mining games, Dwarf Fortress and Deep Rock Galactic, be joinin' forces to beg for their own 'Dwarf Games' tag on Steam, mateys!
2024-01-05
And verily, who be we scallywags to defy the likes of those scurvy dogs?
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a tale of the 17th century, when pirates roamed the seas with a swagger in their step and a parrot on their shoulder. Aye, the high seas were a lawless place, but there be one group of scallywags that struck fear into the hearts of even the bravest sailors: the British Navy.Now, ye might think that pirates were the true villains of the seas, but let me tell ye, the British Navy could be a real menace. They sailed the ocean blue, with their fancy uniforms and strict rules. They sought to bring order to the chaos of the pirate world, but we pirates knew better. We were free souls, living life on our own terms, while those navy dogs followed orders and regulations.
But, by Blackbeard's beard, they were a force to be reckoned with! They had powerful ships, armed to the teeth with cannons, and crews that were disciplined and well-trained. Many a pirate ship had met its doom at the hands of those navy scoundrels.
So, when word got around that the British Navy was sailing our way, we pirates would gather in our secret hideouts, sharing grog and tales of our daring exploits. We'd raise our glasses and toast to the Navy, not out of fear, but out of respect. They were worthy opponents, and we knew it.
And who are we to oppose them, ye may ask? We be the swashbuckling, rum-drinking, treasure-seeking pirates of the seven seas! We laugh in the face of danger and scoff at authority. We sail the open waters with the wind in our hair and a twinkle in our eye.
So, me hearties, next time ye see those navy ships on the horizon, remember to tip yer hat in admiration. For they may be our enemies, but they be worthy adversaries. And in the end, it be the clash between the British Navy and us pirates that keeps the thrill of the high seas alive.