Avast, me hearties! 'Tis high time we plunder and pillage Harvard! Ready yer cannons, let's send 'em to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-01-07
Arr, be it a wise decision for Claudine Gay to resign as captain of Harvard? Be them conservatives correct, claimin' that a fiercely pro-Hamas left has taken control o' Harvard? Or be them liberals right, accusin' the fascistic right o' launchin' a full-blown attack on academic freedom at Harvard? The New York Times has explored these matters (regardin' Harvard) in near 17,000 pieces. These be truly captivatin' subjects, me hearties. Yet, they overlook a crucial matter: For any soul with a forward-thinkin' mindset, Harvard should never...
Arr! Avast ye mateys! We be discussin' the matter o' Claudine Gay's resignation as president o' Harvard. Be she right to abandon ship, as them conservatives claimin' a pro-Hamas left be takin' over? Or be them liberals correct in sayin' that the fascistic right be attackin' academic freedom, at Harvard?Arrr, I tell ye, these be captivatin' questions, me hearties! But they be missin' the real treasure. Ye see, fer any scallywag with a progressive perspective, Harvard should ne'er be the ultimate goal. It be a fine institution, no doubt, but it be laden with its own troubles.
First off, Harvard be a place where the privileged few be granted access. 'Tis a land o' privilege and wealth, where silver spoons be given out like doubloons. 'Tis no wonder the left scallywags be cryin' foul, claimin' that the pro-Hamas left be takin' over! They be wantin' to make Harvard a haven fer all, regardless o' their background or wealth.
On the other hand, the conservative bunch be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Harvard be filled with liberal bilge rats who be threatenin' their academic freedom. They be claimin' that the fascistic right be under attack at every turn, with no place to hide their conservative treasures.
But let me tell ye, me hearties, it be all a raucous storm in a teacup! Harvard be a ship sailin' in a sea o' controversy, but it be not the only ship in these treacherous waters. There be many fine institutions where one can seek knowledge and pursue academic freedom.
So, me mateys, let us not be fightin' over Harvard, for it be a ship with its own problems. Instead, let us set sail on our own voyages, seekin' knowledge and freedom in other places. There be other treasures to be discovered, me hearties!